Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

Wiener Jeans

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

wiener

the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.

another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term

"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"

by PWH805 August 23, 2005

Lay a Wien

The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)

I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.

I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.

I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.

by African Tinkler August 4, 2010

wienart

This is the rare occasion when one releases built up gas not out his anus, but rather his urethra. The penis flails about like an out of control fire hose. wiener+fart=wienart, pronounced (win+art)

With two hot chicks on either side of him, he was afraid to wienart. He tried to release a silent wienart. That wienart smells like hot garbage.

by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011

Widen the gay

The phrase 'widen the gay' originated by stays (fans of stray kids) during Kingdom voting as a typo for 'widen the gap'. It was quickly adopted because stays are clowns and gay so it fits ~

VOTE ON MAMA AND WIDEN THE GAY STAYS!!

by lilacdragon November 15, 2022