Waukegan county fair

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off

I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me

by Dirk513 July 8, 2023

whakeen

A handsome,charming and sweet boy who is just amazing. He has a lot of friends and is very popular so you already know he has a girlfriend. He can show off but when he’s not around his girl he’s a cool dude who is actually really sweet to his girl and knows how to make her heart melt❤️

Girl 1: who is that 🥷🏽?
Girl 2: thats whakeen and he got a bad ass girlfriend

by Mahnionthatbeat123 November 19, 2023

Whikeim

Just the baddest B!

Oh they are such a Whikeim

by Whikeim November 20, 2023

Wuke walker

The act of looking up at the sky to the lords above on every par 3 and saying “please let them get a hole in one so I can go from coors light to free top shelf doubles”

Par 3 coming up so I’m going to get my wuke Walker on.

by Herbie versmells March 27, 2024

Whūk wit

A Māori-twisted take on fuckwit, used to describe someone who is acting like a premium-grade idiot, a muppet of the highest order, or a walking hazard to common sense. Reserved for those moments when someone’s behaviour is so cooked that normal insults simply won’t do.

“Some whūk wit parked across two spaces at Pak’nSave again.”

“The council must be run by a bunch of whūk wits if that’s their plan.”

“Bro, don’t be a whūk wit. Read the instructions.”

by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025

Whūk

The unofficial te reo Māori equivalent of “fuck”, used entirely without linguistic approval, academic backing, or permission from anyone serious. A uniquely Kiwi expression of disbelief, irritation, or cultural confusion when standard swearing feels inadequate.

“Why is the track closed?”
“Rāhui.”
“What the whūk.”

by Matua Kahurangi December 30, 2025

Butt Whoke

Easier way to call someone an asshole when your parents are around you.

Emily- Brittni,your a butt whoke!!
Brittni's Mom-what does that mean?
Brittni- It means silly, duh

by Coolicles January 8, 2009