Whoosh

Gay fart.

Gay men's farts sound different because of their stretched anuses which cause the air to escape at different speed, resulting in a unique and recognisable "whoosh" sound.

Discussion related to gay farting:

Guy 1: "Did you whoosh today, Steve?"
Guy 2: "No George, I'm not gay, I fart like normal people. Not like you. Because you're gay."
Guy 1: "Steve, I'm not gay.."
Guy 2: "Ho sorry, thought..."
Guy 1: "Okay, no problem!"
Guy 2: "Bye Steve, I'm going to eat pineapple."
Guy 1: "Okay, have a nice night."
Guy 2: "Oh, and I almost forgot, does Jessica speak Spanish?"
Guy 1: "Not sure..."
Guy 2: "Bye. Love you!"

Steve is gay: he lied. So he farts differently.

by NEWTON_KETCHUP November 24, 2024

whooshy whoosh

A whoosh whoosh is the act of whooshing very whoosh like.

“She just a whooshy whooshed all The way across the field!”

by Daniel the definer November 27, 2017

Whoosh

To feel sexually aroused (in the fusebox universe)

Her head whooshed as she went all the way during sexy sex times

by Alllppp95 November 17, 2022

Windy whoosh

When slogging a cricket ball, not graceful or technically correct.

To be fair, she's just had a windy whoosh at that ball.

by AussiePandamonium November 23, 2016

whoosh

A heartless word for insulting innocent El Salvadorians.

The whooshes are just trying to be happy but the white person wants to insult them.

by Ricardo Collazo August 23, 2022

Whoosh

Sexual maneuver where a man attempts a facial, but has poor aiming skill and blasts over his partner’s head.

She got me so hot blowing me, but I got too excited and whooshed her, totally missed.

by Opden May 15, 2021

Whoosh

The most horniest man’s on the xChiaki1x server, he likes chisa ALOT but is in love with another member, he’s also 1% homosexual because of Teacher Nagito

Person A: Ayo who this whoosh guy?
Person B: he’s 1% homosexual and really horny

by blueberrymisery February 14, 2022