Who/Where/Whereself

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.

“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

“Bro what-”

by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023

Who Is Joe

Never ask this question, if you ask this question you’re going to get annihilated, as the person will usually respond with “Joe Mama” which will give a heart attack to the person who asked.

Peter Griffin Who is Joe?
Barack Obama Joe Mama!
Peter Griffin *fucking dies*
Barack Obama *default dance*

by LordForkSquad August 5, 2019

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Who's your blue?

Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.

"so, who's your blue?", "You're my blue Jamal."

by jejeunivers January 8, 2022

who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014

Who Killed Captain Alex

The best fucking movie in the entire Multiverse. So the movie starts out in the year 2013, everybody in wakali are elite belts in karate. Then all of the people have the best fucking guns in the world, there's this one made out of PVC pipes and it's painted black. Also the Africans are like really agile and active, they jump at each-other and kick one another as if the victims asking his friend to get a landmine off of his shoe. The movie kinda ends whenever Captain Alex dies and they introduce his cousins Dads brothers son "Bruce U", i don't know how he's related to Bruce Lee maybe. Also theres scenes where a black woman got shot.

Who killed captain alex was a pretty good movie.

by birb ice tea July 31, 2017

Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

by RJPSYR September 1, 2009