Wheeler

A master pimp. Someone who is always hitting on girls. "mack daddy"

Tom is such a wheeler, he has a girl under each arm.

by Bob December 3, 2003

Wheeler Dealer

A paraplegic drug dealer

I'm gonna go get some weed from my wheeler dealer

by NotRoseMcGowan April 23, 2015

wheeless

A wheeless is extreme 4 wheel drive manuver that would not be overwise attempted by anyone else, or by anyone in a group. Also could be the way a 4 wheel drive vehicle is recovered from an off road tragedy.

"yo this dude pulled a crazy wheeless, to get this Surf from off its side, homeboy busted cable almost flipped the ride but he kept going like a stallion."

OR
"man had to pull a wheeless to get around that obstacle"

by J. Yotaman October 2, 2007

Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

2 Wheeled Dump Truck

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

Ted Wheeler

Ted Wheeler (45 y/o) is a character in Stranger Things, a Netflix original series. Ted is played by Joe Chrest.

Family:
Son- Mike Wheeler (13 y/o)
Daughter- Nancy Wheeler (17 y/o)
Daughter- Holly Wheeler (4 y/o)
Wife- Karen Wheeler (Late 30's)

Ted enjoys Chicken. Ted lives in Hawkin's, Indiana. Ted has brown hair and brown eyes.

"I hope you're enjoying your chicken Ted." -Karen
"What'd I do?!" -Ted Wheeler

by Mileven23 December 27, 2017

Mike Wheeler

Someone who was rude to Stranger Things’ own bby boy Will

“Oh my gosh did you see what Karen did to Tom?!”
“She totally did a Mike Wheeler”

by Byler Warrior June 29, 2019