wesley

wesley a dumb ass who cant do shit right and bitchies all the time about shit and dosnt like to do shit but he also get no bitchies at all so its all good

damn theres Wesley with no bitchies at all

by jjhornydog May 14, 2018

wesley

wesley is a big fucking gay nigga who hates sea of thieves and eats ranch.

you are being a real wesley dude

by riiga February 1, 2019

wesley

a boy who acts as if he is your dad. he takes over your life. he has a small weiner and is always a drama queen. He cries alot because he is a closeted gay. he definately loves shoe shopping but noone else likes him

do you know bob?
YAH He wont let me wear what the fuck i want
o that sucks you should dump his ass
but i love him
but hes such a Wesley

by nan101 January 3, 2012

wesleying

finger of your penis hole

George Bush is wesleying instead of being a good president

by Cl Ha September 25, 2006

wesley

A wesley loves to scrape tartar sauce off the bottom of the jar with his fingernails so he can save it for later

Woah that tartar sauce eating jew totally reminds me of wesley

by WESLEYEATSTOMUCHTARTARSAUCE January 29, 2019

The wesley

The lowest form of any human being, usually referred to as a racoon or an ape. This being is amazingly smelly, and has the ability to be soo black that he is white.

The wesley

by Wesleygotboyd January 16, 2009

Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010