wesley a dumb ass who cant do shit right and bitchies all the time about shit and dosnt like to do shit but he also get no bitchies at all so its all good
by jjhornydog March 22, 2018
by riiga February 01, 2019
a boy who acts as if he is your dad. he takes over your life. he has a small weiner and is always a drama queen. He cries alot because he is a closeted gay. he definately loves shoe shopping but noone else likes him
do you know bob?
YAH He wont let me wear what the fuck i want
o that sucks you should dump his ass
but i love him
but hes such a Wesley
YAH He wont let me wear what the fuck i want
o that sucks you should dump his ass
but i love him
but hes such a Wesley
by nan101 January 03, 2012
by Cl Ha September 24, 2006
A wesley loves to scrape tartar sauce off the bottom of the jar with his fingernails so he can save it for later
by WESLEYEATSTOMUCHTARTARSAUCE January 29, 2019
The lowest form of any human being, usually referred to as a racoon or an ape. This being is amazingly smelly, and has the ability to be soo black that he is white.
The wesley
by Wesleygotboyd October 04, 2008
Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010