freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

by Realfisher November 14, 2021

Woofer

Someone who walks around smelling other peoples farts

"Dude, did Marc just go over to Bob's fart and smell it all up??"
"Yeah he's a woofer thats for sure!"

by the wise one from over there December 15, 2019

You ain't a'woofin

Used to express acknowledgment of the obvious.

Person A: Im about to freeze to death and turn into a popsicle !

Person B: You ain't a'woofin !

by Eigo Sensei August 19, 2010

Wooffindin

A surname which means to have or to give a genetal disorder, usually foolowed by Jack or Harry

whoa! He's A Wooffindin!

by luke batty March 17, 2009

Willy Woof

A willy woof is a homosexual slang! Also known as a willy woofter

Grant is a willy woof!

by Willy woof August 13, 2008

heckin angry woofer

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer

Thats a heckin angry woofer

by A smol boi October 11, 2017

woof

In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street.

1) If you see a hot guy, you say: "Woof!"

2) He's woofy!

by twg June 20, 2004