Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.
Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror
by Keef_stix December 15, 2020
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paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
by G3169 May 29, 2017
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welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.
Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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guy weld

the famous guitarist of the very popular multi platinum group braver. The meaning has evolved to meaning a really good looking person because of guy's physical exploits.
girl 1: that guy is so hot
girl 2: he looks like guyt weld
by braver fan August 16, 2004
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butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 06, 2021
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Tig Welded

Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.

This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
by Zekro_3300 October 04, 2023
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Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 02, 2013
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