welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.

Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

duvet welding

To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)

Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.

by ManMitre April 28, 2010

Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.

"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.

by PhatRob June 9, 2021

Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

poorous weld

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.

A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!

by QuacksO November 30, 2021

Cum Weld

When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut

I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.

by Milfy dearest April 13, 2021