weed 

the best plant ever. dont call it a drug its not its a plant. people say its a drug cause they wanna keep it illegal. i doesnt kill u and it doesnt make u kill other people so who gives a fuck. the only people who dont like it are the ones who have never tried it. the only thing i dont like about it are the prices its ridiculous where i am $10 a dime for the middie shz. but w/e it chills me out. once a person is high its the best time to talk to cause they're chilled enough to listen and unlike with alcohol will eventually remember what u said. also how often to u hear of car crashes with high drivers almost never because after smoke time comes chill time and after chill time its snack time ha bitch. no one likes driving high its too much work. chill out smoke a couple blunts its only illegal if u get caught. enjoy life and live while u can

stoner1: pass that shit man before u kill it
stoner2: damn that weed is good. chronic?

weed by ifeellikedying August 20, 2008

weed 

It makes this world we live in simpler and more pleasurable.

It is a miricale plant that does less damage to your body then alcohol and cigarettes.

You cannot become addicted to it like you can to coke, meth, cigarettes or alcohol and has never caused anybody to O.D. or die EVER.

The only reason it is illegal is because our government would rather us become addicted to other substances such as cigarettes or alcohol so we keep buying them and putting money in there pockets.

Lets smoke some weed and get away from some of our problems.

weed by MRstone August 29, 2009

weed 

weed is what i need and so do you we'll pack it up till its full and hit that shit more than a few we'll be so high talk we'll this like and laugh all damn night

trying i'm to straight talk

weed by you drink pp March 27, 2003

weed 

Weed: Pastparticipal of to wee

Weed: Bud to smoke

Weed: Unwanted horticultural growth

Man I drank so much of Farmer Jacks cider last night, check this I weed myself before I got my johnson out of my trousers tripped and fell face flat in the weed garden and had to smoke the last of my weed just to get my shit back together.

weed by Dan April 25, 2003

weed 

weed is marijuana, DUH. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above. And for all those stupid idits who dont know what weed is, then their stupid!

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed haha

weed by BC Girl March 25, 2008

Weed 

Marijuana AKA "Weed" is a substance to help one relax, calm down, relive ones self, or to stimulate the mind. It is not just for "wiggers" (which by the way is a racist term only used by one who is racist) who steal cars and create violence, it's a drug that EVERYONE consumes on a daily basis and people are just going to have to start accepting that. If Obama becomes the next president (which he probably won't because racism is still a major part of this country) marijuana is going to be legal!

Jim: Hey Bob, what are you doing after work?
Bob: I don't know yet, I've got a lot of work to do.
Jim: Well you should come over and toke it up with me!
Bob: Are you talking about smoking Marijuana?
Jim: Duh! Yes I'm talking about smoking weed moron...
Bob: No thanks, I don't do drugs.
Jim: You should come over and loosen up a bit, you've been a dick all week.
Bob: Shut the fuck up Jim before I report you the the manager!
Jim: *Sigh* I didn't know you were gay Bob...
Bob: What the hell are you talking about?

Weed by Inconsiderate Fool! August 20, 2008

Weed 

Weed is a plant. You just have to burn it and it will make side effects.If you smoke the weed, then it will make more satisfying sede effects.

I grew weed and sold it to my grandson, Bob.

Weed by Jamersons October 28, 2008