A. An unwanted plant in a garden.
B. The only plant in a garden.
C. A connection to all that is good in the world.
B. The only plant in a garden.
C. A connection to all that is good in the world.
Person who absorbs the propaganda they feed you at school:
Well, I heard that weed is like, totally super lame for your, like, well, I don't actually know, but it's bad. Let's go huff gold spray paint instead. I'm pretty sure that's like, good for your lungs.
Normal person: I'd smoke weed if it were legal.
Smart person: Anyone else want to hit this J?
Well, I heard that weed is like, totally super lame for your, like, well, I don't actually know, but it's bad. Let's go huff gold spray paint instead. I'm pretty sure that's like, good for your lungs.
Normal person: I'd smoke weed if it were legal.
Smart person: Anyone else want to hit this J?
by Spiderman's_Girl January 17, 2011
God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwwsome! Pretty much, the dankest thing in the world.
Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..
Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke.
Mannn: I don't do drugs man.
Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke.
Mannn: I don't do drugs man.
by bahaha. rk June 22, 2009
Bad things:
For LOW LIFE losers who have no job and just smoke up in their parents basement and play video games. they also are unattractive and smell like shit.
usually 90% of high school kids brag about it and think they are soo cool. when they really have nothing to live for. its for people who dont know how to have fun.
good things: helps in hospitals to cure sickness and take away pain. thats about it
For LOW LIFE losers who have no job and just smoke up in their parents basement and play video games. they also are unattractive and smell like shit.
usually 90% of high school kids brag about it and think they are soo cool. when they really have nothing to live for. its for people who dont know how to have fun.
good things: helps in hospitals to cure sickness and take away pain. thats about it
guy1: Mann i just popped 3 zannies, and smoked 2 L'S. im totally messed up mann.
guy2: dude, just because you smoke weed, dont think ur all that cool
guy1: mann your not cool if you dont smoke weed
guy 2: wow ur totally cool, atleast im getting somewhere in life. good luck with your addiction
guy2: dude, just because you smoke weed, dont think ur all that cool
guy1: mann your not cool if you dont smoke weed
guy 2: wow ur totally cool, atleast im getting somewhere in life. good luck with your addiction
by yourNOTcool April 11, 2010
Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"
guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."
(a sort time later...)
guy1: "man i am so high right now"
guy2: "back at ya bro."
guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."
(a sort time later...)
guy1: "man i am so high right now"
guy2: "back at ya bro."
by LML Money July 16, 2010
Slang word for the natural drug cannabis. Can also refer to the smokeable form of the drug marijuana
by Officially June 01, 2015
Drug that may seem great at first but it is proven that if young people smoke it , it will alter your brains and they will never return the way they were , and it has been proven it causes skitzophrenia and many other mental illnesses , dont listen to the people advising it on this site as it will destroy your brain and your life
by FCUKIN CHAVS October 12, 2005
Crappy crap. Don't waste your time smoking and blunt go out and do something with your life, low lifes.
Jake: Wanna smoke some weed?
Tom: Hell no, that stuffs for sad people who having nothing to live for. Fuck off.
Tom: Hell no, that stuffs for sad people who having nothing to live for. Fuck off.
by BLAHBLAHBLAH NO WEED August 11, 2010