Wattpad 

An app to read stories that includes anything from romance to a Shrek fanfiction. If you download you may lose your innocence and your will to live.

Shrek: What have you read recently?
Person: A fanfiction of you, on wattpad.
Shrek: No way…

Wattpad by peachesandshrek November 23, 2022

wattpad 

a writing platfrom for horny girls,people with daddy issues and badly written fanfics

person 1: dude i just went on wattpad its a hell hole there
person 2: yea its for horny girls and people daddy issues
person 1: but i have daady issuses
person 2: then its made for you

wattpad by sal? February 22, 2023

Wattpad 

a running joke within the writing community

it is extremely valued by readers worldwide and if threatened will be viciously protected by lonely, mentally ill teenagers.

"Wattpad is why I have not gotten more than 3 hours of sleep on a daily basis"

Wattpad by areyougayhomie April 8, 2023

wattpad 

the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.

12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"

wattpad by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023

wattpad 

the infamous canon event we’ve all experienced and downloaded as a joke with our friends and read smut

Kayla: I’m bored

Melissa: What should we do?

Kayla: Download wattpad?
Melissa: YES

wattpad by timetogobeastmode August 10, 2024

wattpad 

The land of horny mfs

Emily: I love reading smut on wattpad

wattpad by RensCD March 25, 2024

Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down

Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..

Johnny-You Have WWS

Mary- Whats That??

Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome by AriannaHex May 14, 2011