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wattpad

the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.
12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"
by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023
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Wattpadding

-the act of reading Wattpad fanfictions and not being in the mood of anyone else disturbing you
"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, I'm wattpadding. Don't bother me, I'm in the zone."
by mochi🍓🧸 February 19, 2023
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Wattpad

Pornhub but for horny-er people
Why are you reading wattpad? are you that down bad?
by Already using that name bozo November 15, 2021
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Wattpad

A site filled with fanfiction, sometimes good, sometimes appalling. There are many genres and themes on there. The most emotionally scarring fanfics on there are 'The Hat Fic' (Dan and Phil) and 'The Milk Fic' (Panic! At The Disco)
person 1 : give me some wattpad story recommendations bro.
person 2: I don't know what you like but I will tell you to stay away from 'The Hat Fic' and 'The Milk Fic'
by __Wassup__Awkward__Introvert__ November 24, 2019
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Wattpad bully (f)

A girl who's unnecessarily mean to the female main character of a Wattpad story.

She wears flawless makeup, carries a Starbucks order that takes longer to say than her hair takes to do, and keeps the other hand on her hip at all times. Typically, her popularity is implied by the two other popular girls who follow her wherever she goes and back up everything she says, even though she's not always that popular.

About 30% of the time, by around chapter 20 of the Wattpad story, she'll be revealed to have at least one abusive parent and some kind of past trauma. When this happens, the female main character will always pity her. Usually, they become friends.

Female Wattpad bullies are very effective at making Wattpad girls feel bad about themselves and their romantic situations. This is usually a plot device used to make the friend or crush of the Wattpad girl comfort her.
Wattpad bully (f): "Cal, I LOVE your hair."
Wattpad girl (Calliope or something else quirky, shortened for effect): "Oh, thanks, Trisha! I did it-"
Wattpad bully (Trisha or smth): "Relax, Cal. You're so fugly I can't even laugh."

"Chloe is such a Wattpad bully, why does she even try anymore? smh"
by someone malignant December 22, 2024
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Wattpad

Something your kid should not have on their phone.

Fan fictions of their favorite characters about anything. Even sex storys
I was reading a wattpad story called Sangwoo x Female reader Lemon
by Elves are not hobbits 13 April 3, 2021
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WATTPAD

A place of good books, weird books, and unholy books, topped only a few wedsites
1. Hey I just found this weird book on Wattpad, wanna read it with me?
2. ...no
by frog_human April 4, 2022
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