My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by Scarquess December 1, 2022
Get the My Name Is Walter Hartwell White mug.“I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night, but I was so damn WATER HUNGRY, that I just drank three glasses of water instead of order an appetizer.”
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If something belongs to the past and isn't important or troubling any more, it is water under the bridge.
-I can't believe I broke up with Jason, I miss him so much!
-Woman, it's been 2 months already, and he hasn't called you!
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person 2: it's complicated
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She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
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Get the Water wheeled mug.If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
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Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
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