World of Warcraft

A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.

Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!

by BMS June 18, 2006

Modern Warfare 2

A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.

1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"

by joshcf1 July 26, 2010

Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.

According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.

by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004

world of warcraft

A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.

Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.

by jimmyassclown February 12, 2009

world of warcraft

a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.

friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend"

WoW player- "oh shit! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago!"

by WoW widow September 13, 2005

warcrack

Pejorative term for WoW or World of Warcraft, as it possesses certain extremely addcitive qualities that allow Blizzard to earn almost 1 billion dollars a year.

Slash: Whatcha playing?
Torch: Shh! I'm playing WoW.
Slash: Oh. World of Warcrack.
Torch: Hey, it ain't that addictive. I've only been playing for 12 hours.
Slash: That explains the flashing sign that says "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WOW FOR 12+ HOURS GET OFF BEFORE WE GET SUED"

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

Modern Warfare 2

If you say you don't like this game, there is a good chanced you will be assaulted and harassed by an insane martyr fan base for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for me.

Guy 1: I felt like going outside yesterday instead of playing Modern Warfare 2.

Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!!

Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?

by AnonymousBystander April 1, 2010