walmart intercom

a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun

josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!

by garra sandman April 15, 2009

walmartatron

a person who doesn't belong where he is, but acts like he's superior.

o Scrub zz was talking shit but got smacked 1v1. What a walmartatron.

Larkin: Nbarbs got scraped on the GB forums.
Jeff: i heard..what a walmartatron.
larkin: agreed.

by Pwnstar . January 1, 2009

walmart nationalist

Average Skinhead in the US

"John has SS Bolts on top of his head" "What a Walmart Nationalist!"

by jim81jim April 4, 2017

walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.

As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.

by weasel1969 July 6, 2010

Walmart

a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.

walmart is ghey

by Toolbox November 2, 2003

Walmart Creature

A 600 pound whale of a person fused to a small scooter that goes regularly for food at the Mcdonald's. A shotgun blast to the face fixes these things.

I nearly got run over by one of those Walmart Creatures, Alex. Dammit.

by The Jigga man September 20, 2004

walmart

1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again

Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself

by HockeyUSA27 December 28, 2005