Waffled

The condition of a woman's bottom after a sadist with OCD has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. The appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. This effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.

"While she did not enjoy it initially, once L.A. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it."

by SMData December 28, 2011

Waffle

(adj.)
1. A better word for legit.
2. Cool, dope, etc.

Your bike is hella waffle.

by breakfastfoods July 4, 2010

Waffle

The all holy breakfast food of champions

Are you going to finish that waffle? If not, I'll kick you in the fucking teeth you heathen. Quit looking at those pancakes and eat some waffles, cunt!

by Look April 9, 2003

waffles

Waffles is another word used instead of rofl. beacuse one day me and my mate where chatin and he said rofl and i thought he said waffles so i was like mate waffles and he was like what i was like mate its so the new word,

The point is it means What a funny fucking load of extra shit (waffles for short)

Mate you have a tiny penius, mate waffles!

by Waffles Inventor September 26, 2010

Waffle

a pancake with abs.

holy $#%^ my pancake has abs....oh wait its a waffle

by ummmmmokkkk October 23, 2020

Waffle

An identification that can mean anything, as long as you are not harming others.also a bit like identifying as a pancake (pan) but instead waffle.

Person1:I identify as a waffle

Person2:coooool

by Amelia turtle December 8, 2020

waffled

to be hungry as a motherfucker; starving as shit

hey man i'm so fucking waffled right now, want to grab some food?

by kaxhryn January 26, 2017