whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Wasting

Spilling an item

“The pot of gumbo I was carrying didn’t have a lid and now it’s wasting all over the floor.”

by QueSerraSerra February 21, 2021

wasting your time on urban dictionary

What you are doing right now.

Imagine doing your homework instead of wasting your time on urban dictionary. Couldn't be me.

by anonymous July 26, 2021

Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

wrestling boner

A problem when you are wrestling in a singlet and the friction causes you to become erect. Can sometime be prevented by jacking off before a match.

Dang man, last match I got a wrestling boner!

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

wrestling

The greatest sport in the world. Professional "wrestling" is a bunch of bullshit.
It requires hard work, self confidence, self determination, and personal sacrifice. It teaches life long lessons and skills that no other sport can.

Once you've wrested, everything else in life is easy.

by JTC March 7, 2005

Backyard Wrestling

Friends getting together in one backyard, and beating the living shit out of each other, usually complimented by weapons, such as garbage can lids, chairs, and even the occasional 2x4

He just beat the crap outta him.
Where?
Well, last night, at they're backyard wrestling show, Monday Night Savage.
Oh, Cool!

by TheChameleon August 28, 2003