Dallass-Fart Worth

A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.

Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Know your worth

Know your worth can be used in both positive and negative contexts. In a positive way it’s a form of both support and encouragement; you’re letting someone know they’re important. A contrasting way of using this is by implying someone is worth less than you or not worth anything.

Positive - It’s okay Emily, know your worth!
Negative - Stop being racist and know your worth you fat shit

by big dick draven December 21, 2019

An Internet's Worth

n. A hyperbole used to represent a large amount of something.

I'm downloading an internet's worth of porn over here, sweeet balls!

Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.

by Chris Redfield September 6, 2005

BallBags Worth

An excessive amount of money. Another way of saying ‘a Shit Load’

John spent a BallBags Worth on that trip to Dubai

by ABC March 20, 2021

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

A whole dollar worth of slut

The collective noun for a group of slutty women.

That's a whole dollar worth of slut standing over there

by Anonymous November 5, 2003