wooden shoes

to give your "shoe" a "polish"... or handjob or masturbationing

been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?

can i polish your wooden shoe?

by mandarin strongin July 4, 2003

Wooden hoe

A wooden hoe is the worst kind of hoe, they are called wooden because in the game MineCraft wood is worst kind of material that can be used

Your mum is a wooden hoe

by Machinegunjosh April 21, 2019

The Wooden Gavel

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.

{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!

by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

Wooden Teeth

What Old Girl Liza no longer possesses.

"Liza, you don't need no wooden teeth, anyways, I cain't afford to buy none." - Bub Palmcallous

by Jack A. Zee July 27, 2003

wooden face

Expressionless

She has a wooden face

by Rhythm Divine January 18, 2018

Wooden Signs

A sexual term that means using dildoes in public as a sort of protest. Usually in front of a clinic or other sexual place. It has also been done in front of churches. See also Public masturbation

Me and my girlfriend got our wooden signs ready for the church later!

by sammie723iqhjenhe August 19, 2011

Wooden Sword

1. The most powerful weapon in the world, obtained by an old man in Legend Of Zelda.

2. The Penis.

1. It's dangerous to go alone! take this!

2. I played with his wooden sword last night.

by Projectsonic September 22, 2009