Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.

Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.

by DonPitote May 16, 2019

wipe cream

the cream you use to wipe on someone’s ass.

Thampi wiped his ass with this wipe cream, it was so clean afterwards!

by Cometstrike October 19, 2019

Wipe Mentality

Referring to video game culture, Wipe Mentality is the state of mind at which a player sees all gear and loot as expendable, due to the fact that all of it will be inevitability lost when the server wipe occurs; reseting and destroying all equipment, weapons, and stats the player has worked so hard for and ultimately putting it to waste.

In this state, the risk of losing items is not of any significance to a player who has a Wipe Mentality.

P00pMan420: "Why are you using all your good gear?"
EpicHero4: "Bro wipe is in 5 hours, keep that Wipe Mentality rn. we gotta use it all before wipe."
P00pMan420: oh damn i thought it was next week!

by pisspoop4930 February 7, 2021

Wipe n' Go

The seemingly impossible feat of somehow smearing a light, dry layer of feces onto the toilet while sitting on it, often resulting in nobody fessing up to it. It is unknown how exactly this stupid event occurs, but it is thought to happen in one or both of these ways:
1. Wiping and then fumbling with the used toilet paper before getting in the toilet, thus dropping it on the back of the seat near the tailbone.
2. Scooting off the toilet quickly in an attempt to get back to something quickly (i.e. TV, computer, etc.) or to pull one's own pants up after a bathroom intrusion as the result of an unlocked door, resulting in the sliding of a half-wiped anus on the front of the toilet seat.

Man: Damn it, somebody did a wipe n' go in here!!!!!!!

by Prophecy2012 September 30, 2008

wipe the sidewalls

The action of cleaning the inside of ones ass cheeks after experiencing anal seepage.

Example 1:
Dude I think i just sharted, I might need to go wipe the sidewalls.

Example 2:
You're going to have to wipe the sidewalls after that one.

by Nelson a.k.a. HairyCheeks January 7, 2008

wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating

1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"

by sannak June 18, 2006

wipe-down

the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.

George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.

by Kimpy April 22, 2008