wildcard

In baseball, when a team is too sucking to win their own division, they might still make it to the playoffs because of wildcard (which is like the biggest faggot invention ever, except for umpires), where the best team that didn't win their division in each league wins. Look if you can't win your own division you might as well not even play in the playoffs. Wildcard teams are pussy teams since they're too pussy to win their division.

Wildcard is the biggest faggot invention ever.

by anonymous August 2, 2004

The Wildcard

In sexual activities, "the wildcard" is slang for a girl's urination hole. That's right. The hole she uses to pee.

The Stink, the Pink and the Wildcard!

by CyanideSara March 28, 2008

wildatheart

Aussie filth from aussie land

you wildathearting again
are you being a fooker again

by guess December 22, 2003

Wildcard

The action of taking multiple dicks up the ass at once. Only men can be wildcarded.

"Aww man i just got surprise wildcarded last night"
"My anus drew the wildcard and its bleeding now"

by DaFool Fucked Wildcard's mom January 7, 2010

Wildcatting

To drive a vehicle with no registration or insurance in a way that would get you scuffed up by the cops if pulled over.

"why is Lil b drivin so slow?" " He's wildcatting it ,nigga stole that piece of shit last night after he lost his whip!"

by TheDeeds May 27, 2018

Wildkat

Someone who really should have stuck to base.

(rofl rofl)

by Majestic February 17, 2003

Wildcard

A person who is really gay but doesn't want to admit it.

Tanner Bernard is a Wildcard.

by Jeremy Benthom December 25, 2010