Jabber-Wickling

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

wicked factor five

the optimum level of wickedness on the wicked factor scale, usually accompanied by a showing of five fingers

look at this, its heavy wicked factor five and that

by S.E.A.N January 12, 2007

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Something Wicked This Way Comes is a 1962 novel by Ray Bradbury. It is about two thirteen-year-old boys, Jim Nightshade and William Halloway, who have a harrowing experience with a nightmarish carnival that comes to their Midwestern town one October. The carnival's leader is the mysterious "Mr. Dark" who bears a tattoo for each person who, lured by the offer to live out their secret fantasies, has become bound in service to the carnival. Mr. Dark's malevolent presence is countered by that of Will's father, Charles Halloway, who harbors his own secret desire to regain his youth.

The novel combines elements of fantasy and horror, analyzing the conflicting natures of good and evil, and on how they come into play between the characters and the carnival. Unlike many of Bradbury's other works, including the tangentially related Dandelion Wine, which are collections of loosely related short stories, Something Wicked This Way Comes can be considered a full-length novel with a consistent plot.

Something Wicked This Way Comes is one of the best books ever written.

by StellarGirl77 January 14, 2009

van winkle

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

by jwd142 August 11, 2009

wicked awesome

beyond cool. the coolest thing ever. totaly rad. whoa..

I am wicked awesome.

by Rusty April 23, 2004

Wicked Horn

The act of having sex with animal horns/tusks. The woman inserts the non-sharp end of the horn. She then has sex with her partner's anus or vagina. If she masturbates with the horn, she lifts only one leg up and inserts the sharp end of the horn and continues until orgasm occurs. Different sharp objects can be used for this act, such as a butterknife, a cone, etc.

Man, Julie was masturbating with a goat's horn yesterday. I think she called it the Wicked Horn. Fucking crazy.

by HiruXD August 29, 2007

wicked nixon

The mother of all nixons. The most intense shit you will ever take.

Danny: When my parents were out to dinner the other night, I took the wickedest of all nixons with the radio blasting.
Karl: Nice, man. I took a wicked nixon myself recently.

by that cool guy who knows everything September 6, 2007