Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?
George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.
George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE WHITE TO ACT LIKE A TYPICAL WHITE GIRL
NOT ALL WHITE GIRLS THAT LIKE STARBUCKS ARE NECESSARILY LIKE MY DESCRIPTIONS
Let's just say that if you get between her and the nearest Starbucks on the day the Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back, you're in deep shit. Gets pissed off when the Starbucks workers spell her name (usually something like Claire, Molly, Madeline, Katelyn, etc.) wrong. "You fricking spelled my name wrong. UGH!!!" Also obsesses over Nutella, and Panera. Her Iphone is like a pet to her, and she always makes sure to get the newest Apple updates. "I feel so old! I have the Iphone 8, when I could have the Iphone 8s. Has like 14 phone cases. "Will my little baby prefer zebra or leopard print today?" Loves Snapchat, and likes to post multiple Starbucks pictures from her Iphone Camera on Snapchat, or Instagram. Posts her failed attempts at twerking online also, with the hashtags- twerk, bootay, selfie, loveurself, idgaf, idc, urwhour. Can be found wearing shirts from either PINK, Vineyard Vines, or Simply Southern, as well as leggings, or skinny jeans. From October 1st to March 31, is never found without a pair of Uggs. Goes to the bathroom with 10 people, and just sits in there for 15 minutes gossiping. Most white girls use like in between like every like word they like say like yeah. Get very defensive of their typical white girl habits.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE WHITE TO ACT LIKE A TYPICAL WHITE GIRL
NOT ALL WHITE GIRLS THAT LIKE STARBUCKS ARE NECESSARILY LIKE MY DESCRIPTIONS
Let's just say that if you get between her and the nearest Starbucks on the day the Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back, you're in deep shit. Gets pissed off when the Starbucks workers spell her name (usually something like Claire, Molly, Madeline, Katelyn, etc.) wrong. "You fricking spelled my name wrong. UGH!!!" Also obsesses over Nutella, and Panera. Her Iphone is like a pet to her, and she always makes sure to get the newest Apple updates. "I feel so old! I have the Iphone 8, when I could have the Iphone 8s. Has like 14 phone cases. "Will my little baby prefer zebra or leopard print today?" Loves Snapchat, and likes to post multiple Starbucks pictures from her Iphone Camera on Snapchat, or Instagram. Posts her failed attempts at twerking online also, with the hashtags- twerk, bootay, selfie, loveurself, idgaf, idc, urwhour. Can be found wearing shirts from either PINK, Vineyard Vines, or Simply Southern, as well as leggings, or skinny jeans. From October 1st to March 31, is never found without a pair of Uggs. Goes to the bathroom with 10 people, and just sits in there for 15 minutes gossiping. Most white girls use like in between like every like word they like say like yeah. Get very defensive of their typical white girl habits.
by LightSkiier November 6, 2015
Get the Typical white girl mug.A 'white girl' is usually defined as a Caucasian teenage girl who is observed with the following traits: has an unhealthy obsession with Starbucks, desperately hits up her friends for likes on Instagram, overuses emojis, has a put-on ghetto dialect, takes a million selfies then deletes 99% of them, and enjoys crushing on a new boy every week. There are many more traits, but to list them would be redundant.
Be careful, as they evolve constantly. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll disown it.
Be careful, as they evolve constantly. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll disown it.
Girl 1: "Did you hear that Lily went to Starbucks an hour ago?"
Girl 2: "What, right after practice? She just went this morning and ordered a venti!"
Girl 1: "We may need to stage an intervention."
(They sigh and sip at their frappachuinos. Hint: they are white girls.)
Girl 2: "What, right after practice? She just went this morning and ordered a venti!"
Girl 1: "We may need to stage an intervention."
(They sigh and sip at their frappachuinos. Hint: they are white girls.)
by breezes June 29, 2014
Get the white girl mug.When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.
LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.
LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.
Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.
by Kaiser1one February 23, 2011
Get the White Girl Celebrity Exception mug.The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.
"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."
by sam d. July 10, 2016
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Get the white girl nirvana shirt mug.Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
by Adam Andros December 24, 2020
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