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Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.
"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween
by MostestEverest October 10, 2009
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wapang

The word spoken when a person is pimp slapping someone.
"Jerome walked up to Michael and yelled "WaPaNg", while he pimp slapped him."
by Paul September 21, 2004
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waxing the pickle

In simplest terms,to masturbate.
Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.
by jose99 October 2, 2006
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Waving the Bloody Shirt

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011
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Waxing the Clown

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.
Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.
by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008
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Global Waming

a.) The term the United States’ “Idiot in Chief” uses for global climate change.
b.) Incorrect spelling for “global warming” used only by dumbasses who don’t believe in science.
c.) “a change in global or regional climate patterns... attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.”
Trump: Record low temperatures prove Global Waming is fake news!

Smart People: There’s a difference between weather and global climate change...
by Redhead97 January 29, 2019
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wading river

home of the woods rats and duck pond dwellers. in the woods rats side of town, you are most likley to find young teens congregating in the woods riding atv's or bicycles its also common to find teens and young adults building treeforts out of scrap wood. the deli is common place for "meeting up" weed is always being smoked, ciggarettes being bummmed, and beer being drank. this side of town is commonly called "the teen streets". in the duck pond dwellers side of town, you will always see cars parked in a parking lot near a pond full of ducks thinking they are cool. they often pop pills, and only leave to migrate to the beach, mcdonalds or hess
by teeennnss betchh October 16, 2008
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