Someone who you would murder if you could teleport behind them. Preferably in front of their bed with a sledgehammer at night. Because they're such self important faggots who don't realize this site is for memes
by OG Crackhouse May 25, 2020
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A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the fire—the rest are just T-shirt volunteers.
by Ffha4ags May 19, 2025
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by jiminstl April 20, 2010
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The urge or desire to be the bad guy. Wishing you would be careless and bitter to all forms of life.
The urge or desire to be the bad guy. Wishing you would be careless and bitter to all forms of life.
1. “I wish I was volunt-malum, I would no longer care for my previous lover.”
2. “David is volunt-malum, his heart is calloused with hurt and has turned to stone.”
2. “David is volunt-malum, his heart is calloused with hurt and has turned to stone.”
by Julius Peter January 5, 2022
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But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
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often exposes you to what you've been missing out
it normally always tends to relate your situation and what your current skills (really homework) and tells help your realize your gifts
often exposes you to what you've been missing out
it normally always tends to relate your situation and what your current skills (really homework) and tells help your realize your gifts
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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