I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

Volmert's law

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

Volumptious

-Full and plump
-Hot as hell
- Sexy

My butt is so volumptious

You're so voluptious, that you could destroy Kim Kardashian with your butt.

by George the Fish August 9, 2016

vollmerized

When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.

Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.

by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007

volumize

1) To up the volume.
2) To increase the sound.
3) To louden.

A song comes on the radio that you want to hear.
"Ooh, I LOVE this song! Volumize it!"

by Diva~D~light July 7, 2008

Volumptuous

adj. - curvaceous and appealing, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat - a portmanteau of 'voluptuous' and 'sumptuous'

"Dang! That woman is volumptuous! Oh, how I would love to lick every one of her delicious curves!"

by friski varis September 30, 2016

Voluminous

Voluminous means spacious, vast, stretching out farther than you can imagine.

His yard was very voluminous

by Pixel Jadyn August 11, 2015