He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dick or is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dick up the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.
by Sexy Baxter December 22, 2008
Get the Vlad the Inhalermug. Vlad Ozzy aka Mr Tinkertrain: Perverted guy who likes teh small girls AND he is Drcaula the one and only. He is also the son of Satan.
by Creampuff February 16, 2004
Get the Vlad Ozzymug. 
Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...
xP yuo are Vlad Isaev 90443 = (im coping) you are Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...
by page_trollsans November 24, 2021
Get the Vlad Isaev 90443mug. A man born in Ukraine who expirenced an excessive amount of radiation causing him to have a 20” inch dick
by Sarnacki January 16, 2019
Get the Big Dick Vladmug. by dezzyatsvagislu June 9, 2010
Get the that's what vlad saidmug. a combination murder/ suicide/ genocide/ a2m/ gape/ dirty sanchez/ brutal fisting/ hot karl.
Vlad is a fairly well-known member of the Harmony Central forums known for spewing forth the most putrid, disgusting, soulless filth from his internet mouth, such as combination deviant sexual acts. he also holds "a 90% track record" on determing if girls are anal freaks or not.
the term originated a very long, late night thread about what people would do to Britney Spears.
Vlad is a fairly well-known member of the Harmony Central forums known for spewing forth the most putrid, disgusting, soulless filth from his internet mouth, such as combination deviant sexual acts. he also holds "a 90% track record" on determing if girls are anal freaks or not.
the term originated a very long, late night thread about what people would do to Britney Spears.
"Dude... i gave this chick the "Vlad Mod" and she was covered in tons of fluid and could barely walk a week later"
by sammy gibbons August 30, 2008
Get the "Vlad Mod"mug.