visit the mushroom kingdom

Partake in psychedelic mushrooms.

Holy shit with these I'm going to visit the Mushroom Kingdom.

by Askur December 24, 2007

Conjugal Tropical Visit

A vacation to a tropical destination primarily for the purpose of 'getting some' when you typically are not able to - for example when both parties are geographically separated due to work. Also referred to as a CTV

I'll give you some tips on how to get him to take you on a CTV (conjugal tropical visit).

by Ctv2016 August 28, 2016

visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Visit Aunt Sally

mostly used by modest women when they excuse themselves to the restroom

Tara was out to dinner with her friends when she said, "Please excuse me, I'm going to visit Aunt Sally. I will be right back."

by JoeHo3 September 12, 2009

Visiting Carlsbad Cavern

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.

Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by Drockatron2000 August 23, 2019

visits the greek isles

A phrase used, typically by prostitutes, to advertise their willingness to engage in anal sex.

Jenna's add on Eros stated that she visits the greek isles. So if you wanted to go around the world or bond with a buddy over some double penetration, you've probably found the right girl.

by jeanettegarbo1 November 28, 2015

visit George Michael

To use a public restroom, especially one in a park.

I have to pee so bad! I'm going to visit George Michael. Refers to his arrest for lewd acts in a public restroom.

by bcericks August 4, 2010