While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
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Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.
You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"
You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.
You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"
You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.
"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"
"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."
"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."
by onaninedayfall March 20, 2008
Get the viking game mug.A woman who is pretty enough to be desired and is light enough for a Viking to throw over his shoulder and carry away.
by S. Willis August 22, 2006
Get the Viking Grab mug.The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.
by Milla Mills September 26, 2012
Get the Viking Earwig mug.A sexual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. The other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. Done in celebration of Norse heritage.
Person 1: So...what do you want to do tonight baby?
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*
by odin_the_destroyer December 14, 2010
Get the Viking King mug.The act of fucking a girl with extreme power and dominance. The most common viking style move is throwing a girl over your shoulder and taking her to the bedroom for rough sex.
Duder 1: "Man I rocked that pussy last night. I threw her over my shoulder, took her to the bedroom and started hitting it so hard."
Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"
Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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