Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
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An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf.
Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.
Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.
"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."
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Get the Vin Diesel mug.Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.
by Diesel_Powered July 18, 2005
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with his tremendous schlong and bears a striking resemblince to vin diesel.
2.)A Weight lifting,Wild and wooly Penis, with the constant desire to be free..
To strike out on it's own and ruin many women's hopes and dreams with promises of many nights of lust,but after only minutes squirting strongly in their eyes.
3.) One's own "Precious" His Penis, A.K.A Weasel or Cock.
with his tremendous schlong and bears a striking resemblince to vin diesel.
2.)A Weight lifting,Wild and wooly Penis, with the constant desire to be free..
To strike out on it's own and ruin many women's hopes and dreams with promises of many nights of lust,but after only minutes squirting strongly in their eyes.
3.) One's own "Precious" His Penis, A.K.A Weasel or Cock.
Man last night my Vin weasel jumped out of my pants and took off to conquer the hookers down on tacoma ave and make them succumb to its hardcore action figure like man helmet, and then do its bidding !!!!
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