Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

Vending Machine Random by Rob April 11, 2005

vending machine 

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

vending machine by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

vexting

Vexting is to send a message using a "video" instead of word text. Is is similar to texting but you do not type instead you create a video message and send as your message. It is different than skype or face-time because it is a video message not real time.

Vexting is a video text message.

vexting by KLONG August 26, 2013

vendingmashit 

the nasty shit that is sold in vending machines

let's go to taco bell, i'm sick of eating vendingmashit every other day

vendingmashit by bitchassbitch1234 August 4, 2009

vending machine journalism 

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

vending machine journalism by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

venning 

Where two items that were previously unrelated intersect they start to Venn. The amount of overlap between two items is referred to as 'Venning'.

You can illustrate this artifact at a point in time using a Venn Diagram.

For example, I recommended that the venning between the roles of a web developer and designer should be much more pronounced that what was presented by Tristan.

venning by Circular September 26, 2013

double vesting 

when two men have sexual intercourse in the back closet at a formal dinner or wedding. Also see triple vesting.

Man 1: Where did Drew go?
Man 2: Oh, i think he's double vesting with the best.
Man 1: Rad.

double vesting by cafemarmalade December 17, 2008