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Vanilla Sex

Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.
While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.
by Blair February 9, 2004
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Vanilla Vick

Vanilla Vick is so much faster then that running back lamar jackson!
by YoelG April 22, 2021
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Vanilla Cakes

This could either be:
1) A term of endearment for someone you love
2) A white girl or girl of any race who is boring but has a great body, particularly, a bubble butt.
Man been talking to this new chick, she hot as hell, got an ass for days and whatnot but damn she hella boring. She's got nothing of substance to contribute to a conversation

Damn bro, she got a case of them vanilla cakes
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vanilla tears

The act of blowing your load on a girl's face below her eyes resulting in vanilla tears
Last night Keri gave me some crazy head and I busted my load on her face and that girl was crying vanilla tears.
by Jake Bust Nuts February 9, 2014
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Vanilla Headlight

1. When you cum on a woman’s nipples and can see remnants through the shirt
2. A Dunkin donut
Person 1: Did you hear about the girl Johnny Ray hooked up with?
Person 2: Yea he was like a deer in vanilla headlights
by Cannonballer 20 April 22, 2023
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vanilla karl

A sexual style in which the couple populate in the missionary position while maintaining eye contact until reaching simutainous climax followed by at least two hours of intellectual conversation and cuddling
He gave her a Vanilla Karl.
by LovelyAnarchy April 5, 2018
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vanilla snooki

Any pale white girl that gets drunk and gets into trouble. Made famous by Ralph Garman on KROQ Kevin and Bean show
Christina Aguilera, the hot mess she has become since her separation, was arrested tuesday morning for being drunk in public. She should now be referred to as vanilla snooki.
by cmolle97 March 18, 2011
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