high tog value

another word for fat people, the higher the tog value , the fatter the person

desperate guy in a night club just before close.
guy 1 "man the heatings gone in my gaff, gonna have to find a special lady"
guy 2 "fat chick"
guy 1 " i prefer the term a lady with a high tog value !!"

by ginger momo January 15, 2010

shock value

The only value in filthy, disgusting, violent, or obscene materials in the media (television shows, movies, online forums, etc.). Ironically, these things have become so common that even the shock value is gone, leaving their existence pointless and the masses desensitised (or disgusted).

The reason half the definitions on UD exist.

You can't show that on television! Oh, wait, nevermind.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

Vales Verga

Translates to "you're worth dick". Meant as an insult to another individual. Originated in Latin America. It mostly means to be worthless; bogus; a dumbass, etc.

Scalzo: Hey man... I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jesse: Vales verga!

by Todos Valen Verga January 5, 2012

net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)

The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

And nothing of value was lost

Self explanitory. Used as a response to when something of naught value has happened

News reporter: After the assassin finished off his rampage of brutally murdering The Jonas Brothers, he proceeded to then hijack Mel Gibson's private jet, where they were forced to crash land in the pacific ocean. And nothing of value was lost.'

Back to you

by John Handpenis February 4, 2010

Valuetown

A place where you take donks by making thin value bets

ZOMG you took homeboy to valuetown.

by Brody Darrington September 7, 2007

McDouble Value Meal

The sexual position of a man sticking his penis in a girls ass while the girl menstruates all over the mans face making the McDouble explaining why the man cums and the woman menstruates. The value meal is represented by the woman's ass being the McDouble, the mans dick being the fries and the woman's period blood being the Coke from McDonalds.

She thought the McDouble Value Meal was from McDonalds but she was wrong when she was diagnosed with AIDS.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020