velicity

a crazy, awesomely weird dumb bitch that will tell you how it is. keep away from melted butter. hide ur friggin hairspray. and never piss her off cuz she hits like a man... likes to talk ALOT! most likely a brunette... easy to chill with... very sarcastic. WILL NEVER GET PREGNANT! likes to have serious relationships...

Velicity drank melted butter while at building bridges....

by dr. surmadic April 13, 2010

velocitate

A verb meaning to become "speed blind". After travelling at what initially feels like high speed for a while (typically in a car), your brain become accustomed to how fast everything rushes past, so that it no longer looks fast. This leads you to subconciously underestimate your speed. When you slow down to "normal" speed, it feels like you're barely moving.

I was in a rush to get home last night, and I velocitated so bad I almost crashed on the exit ramp.

by GCNewsom May 25, 2006

Velocitude

A pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. A combination of velocity and attitude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or spaceships. A possible Bushism.

The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.

by QuestionMarc August 23, 2009

velocitwat

A female boss or manager with a nice juicy booty you can't stop staring at, yet you try to avoid her whenever possible because she makes you her bitch daily assigning demeaning and pointless tasks.

I can't stand our superintendent; she's such a velocitwat.

by BowserBronx October 2, 2018

Verocity

Strong, loud, forward and impactful. Seemingly a cross between ferocity and velocity. First used by a certain string ensemble conductor.

During today’s rehearsal Sir Pail said to play with VEROCITY!!!

by woofsterns September 5, 2019

velocitate

to molest or hurt someone

origin: to throw or be thrown violently

Oliver: "You makin' me mad I'm bout to velocitate you"
Lawson: "No bro I dont want no mexican touching me"
Oliver: "Too bad. I'm already bricked up"

by gedlygeem February 1, 2022

VelocityGirl

The infamous female gamer mentioned at E3 by Robbie Bach. She represents the non-hardcore, mainstream gaming crowd. She will probably buy an Xbox 360 Core System.

I'm not a hardcore gamer. I am like VelocityGirl.

by GrandmaFungoo November 9, 2005