1 definition by dr. surmadic

a crazy, awesomely weird dumb bitch that will tell you how it is. keep away from melted butter. hide ur friggin hairspray. and never piss her off cuz she hits like a man... likes to talk ALOT! most likely a brunette... easy to chill with... very sarcastic. WILL NEVER GET PREGNANT! likes to have serious relationships...
by dr. surmadic April 14, 2010
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