vegetable vendor somesh

Your mom

Bruh

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Vegetable vendor somesh

by Mosquitoe eater somesh November 23, 2021

Vegetable Lasagna

Catch all term when referring to douche-bag first dates and/or new boyfriend that probably won't make the cut

Are you still seeing that guy? Who, Vegetable Lasagna? No, I gave him the boot

by Pudie February 3, 2010

vegetable soup

When a bunch of retards are sitting in a hot tub.

When the special ed kids are in one swim class, they are vegetable soup.

Brain: Why are you making a vegetable soup?

Counselor: Becasue I like to be healthy

by Carpitkid69 March 13, 2018

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

vegetable biker

A term used for mounting and riding a mong.

He's a right vegetable biker he is.

by crispie May 28, 2012

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb June 4, 2016