valeria

It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.

"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"

valeria by Steven B. May 26, 2005

Valeria

Matt ur dead...everyone look up 'matt'

Valeria by Valeria March 12, 2003

Valeria

nah val shes bigger then that dont worry u just could get me up

Valeria by callum March 12, 2003

Valeria

A 5"3 Russian girl who plays tennis and is pretty awesome in general

Valeria is still taller than Kim k

Valeria by Wagamma 07/02/16 September 22, 2016

Valeria

Sex addict. Usually has big ass and titties. Brazilian and usually has someone of the same language. Names Could be Jose, Miguel, Alejandro. She didn’t give a fuck about you opinion. Sucks small dick. Usually fucks in 3 weeks of dating.

Me: Did you see Miguel and Valeria Fucking
Other: Hell no dude

Valeria by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019

Valeria

A pretty light-skinned latina with big boobs that she shows her friends on FaceTime at 3 in the morning and also plucks her nipple hair. Guys easily become obsessed with her. She loves her dog, and even runs away with him, and washes human shit off of him when he rolls in it. Loves to cry over school assignments. Has severe stomach problems, and shows her friends her throw up. Needs to stop dating short men. Does not date because she misses her ex. Sometimes moans when she talks. Is too nice and forgives people who don't deserve it.

NO Valeria, drop them, you can't let people do that to you.

Valeria by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022

Valeria

A girl that has a dad with blue eyes and is Puerto Rican.

Woah look at valeria’s Dad.

Valeria by aakr January 27, 2019