Big pulsating nipples that have an areloea that is pink (or in a black girls case brown) and is stretching the skin. They also have to hang down straight. These Utter juggs can not have a perky appearance. They have to be "bottom heavy" The nipples need to point down toward the ground.
Man, shit those Utter juggs on that plus size layne bryant model are fuckin' cattle style. Ain't she a beaut.
by Rowdy rrooo November 29, 2007
Get the Utter juggs mug.1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".
2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.
2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.
1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.
2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.
2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.
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Something that is so retarded that it's utterly retarded and, being that you're a (wo)man of the business world on the fast track to awesomeness, you don't have time to be saying both "ly" and "re" so you just eliminate the latter like this and it's really sweet.
Variations: totallytarded, completelytarded, etc.
Variations: totallytarded, completelytarded, etc.
SMART KID: That movie's plot was utterlytarded.
OTHER KID: I enjoyed the film, Pan's Labyrinth.
SMART KID: Well, you're unbelievablytarded.
OTHER KID: I enjoyed the film, Pan's Labyrinth.
SMART KID: Well, you're unbelievablytarded.
by Joe with the face March 10, 2007
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Get the Utter Surprise mug.To have a disgusting female with large, saggy (possibly "child bearing) breasts drop her nipples/areolas into your face and/or mouth.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.
Sarah, being the fat, nasty girl at the party, would always wait for unsuspecting subjects to pass out and then pull out her stretched marked boobs and drop them into their faces, therefore "utter dunking" them as pictures were taken.
by Clever Mike September 3, 2009
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by Rump January 30, 2004
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Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.
by DWK December 26, 2007
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