Complete and utter cunt

Often is a dingle and is found trolling England forums 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Has a fetish for ponies.

That (Claret Charlie, mel gibson, robbie savage, trevor hemmings) is a complete and utter cunt.

by Completeanduttercunt November 13, 2011

Total Utter Twat

A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.

John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!

by FresherThanAnApple April 14, 2011

Russian Utter

A burley Russian woman who feeds multiple vodka filled drunks from her breasts after a long day at the Bar, then sings Russian lullibys to them.

Sure glad that Russian Utter was at the bar I needed some good comforting.

by walk the dog February 5, 2014

Smear utter cream

When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.

Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?

by ThatBagle26 March 21, 2020

An Utter Clown

Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.

Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.

by Truly Goopy March 28, 2020

It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

by Skyrim550 April 18, 2022

complete and utter dingus

1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".

2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.

1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.

2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.

by TheDisturbedYouth August 13, 2014