1. A university in Salt Lake City that Jack-Mormons revere as an Ivy-League school. A decent and cheap public school that may lead to a solid career in Utah, Idaho, some parts of Arizona, and no where else.
2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.
3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.
4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.
3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.
4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
Father: "Did you get accepted to BYU?"
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."
Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."
Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
by monzon November 24, 2009
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A taxpayer-supported university located in Salt Lake City for people who
A. don't have the grades or the test scores to get into BYU
B. want to major in smoking pot, getting laid, drinking beer, jerking off, or journalism
C. want to study Marxism
D. are non-Mormon or Jack Mormon
A. don't have the grades or the test scores to get into BYU
B. want to major in smoking pot, getting laid, drinking beer, jerking off, or journalism
C. want to study Marxism
D. are non-Mormon or Jack Mormon
Orrin was rejected by BYU so he decided to enroll at the University of Utah where he majored in jerking off and minored in journalism.
by Jose Pendejo September 19, 2003
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Student: Are you going to the party tonight?
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
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Josh: Herriman,Utah is so friggen boring it's not worth living anymore! I'm going to kill myself by jumping into a wheat field or going on "Old Man Butterfield's" property
Stetson : You're a sissy. You won't kill yourself
Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though
Stetson : You're a sissy. You won't kill yourself
Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though
by Josh December 25, 2004
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1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.
2) a really bad joke.
2) a really bad joke.
by Morgan Reid January 1, 2012
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