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Kate Upton-Sexual

When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.
Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.
by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013
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uptowns

yo son i gots to get me a pair of crispy uptowns these i have are fucked up
by rudy February 4, 2005
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Upton Sinclair

Born on September 20th, 1878, in Baltimore, Maryland, Upton Sinclair was a "muckraker" (An American journalist or writer who sought out to initiate social and political reforms). He wrote his first book, Springtime and Harvest, in 1901, which was a story of two lovers, inspired by his first unhappy marrige.

In 1906, Sinclair wrote "The Jungle," which was a book to protest the meatpacking industry. He wrote about how a man fell in a meat grinder, but they continued anyway.
He made political, economic, and social changes within his lifetime, as well as write over 90 books!
A complete genius of his time
Thanks to Upton Sinclair, I don't eat people.
by Manov January 7, 2009
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Andrew Upton

1) Australian playwright, screenwriter and director. Husband to Cate Blanchett.
2) Eerily lucky man, possibly due to witchcraft.
1) Andrew Upton wrote Don Juan for the Sydney Theatre Company. So you think he has insider info about selling your soul for talent and a perfect woman?
2) Fred: Toby is such an Andrew Upton; gorgeous girlfriend, amazing work, to know him is to adore him.
Steve: Let us burn him at the stake.
Fred: Okay! **skips off to do so**
by Eliqan Fiend October 2, 2007
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Kate Upton

"kate uptons so hot" "i wanna fuck her"
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upton

Uptons are lovely people.
You are lovely, you are such an Upton.
by hood-rat May 13, 2003
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Uptownz

The Nike Air Force 1'z started in NY 99.9% of ghetto NY has at least 2 Pairs of this sneaker
Ayo chek out mah new Uptownz they type ill son
by L'z November 10, 2003
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