twincest

Twins having sexual relations. Capeesh?

Tom and Bill Kaulitz (Tokio Hotel) have twincest time on the tour bus every night.

by anonymous twc fan February 28, 2009

'twunny-fohs

24 inch rims most preferred on an Escalade, Navigator, or any other kind of luxury sports utility vehicle

I gotta get me a dropped, white Escalade rollin' on 'twunny-fohs wit a 'thumpin system.

by Mattwho April 21, 2004

Trunchbull

A large, more than likely cloven woman who eats small children and entire herds of livestock. Known to destroy entire villages.

She went at the Chinese buffet like a Trunchbull

by Scoren June 28, 2012

love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003

Twunemployed

A state of joblessness whereby an unemployed person spends all of their time on social media sites (Facebook, Twitter, etc) eventually leading them to consider themselves a "Social Media Expert" or Guru, purporting to know how other people and companies can "leverage their brand" and "increase ROI" by hiring the twunemployed person as a "Social Media Consultant", despite the fact that the twunemployed clearly cannot make any money for themselves through social media.

Enough time spent on Twitter eventually leads the twunemployed person to believe they have an actual career.

Marci was one of many twunemployed "Social Media Experts" at the monthly business networking tweetup.

by Fitzroy August 9, 2009

twuntch

The combination of twat, cunt, and bitch. Only reserved for the most evil of women.

Brea is such a twuntch for busting into the party and punching everyone.

by Mike Gerome February 7, 2008

twonce

a mix between twat and nonce, or just generally a name you can call people who annoy you. generally used with msn, aim etc to describe flirting over it as the person may be flirting which is twattish but not a nonce

girl 1: my god dave was being a right twonce last night on aim!
girl 2:yeah what a tard

by oLi135790264 June 3, 2009