twiggmeister

A person known for being slow, who is alergic to life and is an obvious virgin

Stop being a twiggmeister, you won't have an alergic reaction

by _sam November 24, 2016

Twigged it

British, to "get it", cotton on, understand something.

Ah, then I twigged it. They all had a thing for Ralph.

by 3dogmum August 3, 2017

Dirty Twiglet

Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.

“Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020

de-twigger

An unbelieveable defensemen who just checks sticks out of peoples hands like it's his job. which it is

Brosef! Did you just see that squid get de-sticked?

Yeah broham that defenseman's a total de-twigger

by danglesaurusrex March 16, 2010

Tiggleswiggling

A sexual fetish involving one person (male or female) placing his nose in the other person's (male) navel while the recipient places his penis in that person's ear.

Dude, we got so hammered last night that i got a tiggleswiggling in the back room.

by Buggydude November 6, 2007

tiggle bitties

code name for big o' titties. say tiggle bitties when you are with another chick or in an unappropiate situation. If not just say that chick has some fat ass titties

Jack and I were at the game with some lady associates when he said " look at that chick, she has some tiggle bitties." I concured and enjoyed my erection for the remainder of the game.

by hotzpocket November 27, 2009

twigger

An asian kid that grew up in a white neighborhood (see twinkey) that tries to be black. Probably the saddest example of searching for an identity.

Henery is such a twigger. He think's he's a rapper but he's a total dork.

by alfalfa31 September 29, 2005