Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

by Tortuise November 22, 2011

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.

Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"

by Washudoin January 21, 2009

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

slingin turtles

Firing guns, Sprayin bullets, shootin

Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.

by Dakilla January 26, 2007

turtlecorn

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

turtles

Used in Hawaii as a slang for 'thirty' when telling time.

John Doe: What time you start tomorrow?
Jane Doe: Oh, five turtles, you?
John Doe: Nine turtles, but I get of at 3!

by Kalikus808 January 10, 2011