I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.
by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022
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Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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by LittleRossana July 4, 2020
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When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.
by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011
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A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.
Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes
Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.
Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.
by Nickola1 October 21, 2010
Get the And then he turned the gun on himself mug.Not a well known definition, but a turfer is an ugly girl.
Turfer
n.
1. An ugly girl, used as a sort of a polite slang way of desribing an ugly bitch.
turf, turfer, turf crowd(a bunch of ugly bitches)
2. A guy who goes around looking for girls to fuck.
to turf around, turfing, turfer
Turfer
n.
1. An ugly girl, used as a sort of a polite slang way of desribing an ugly bitch.
turf, turfer, turf crowd(a bunch of ugly bitches)
2. A guy who goes around looking for girls to fuck.
to turf around, turfing, turfer
1. (first guy) Yo i heard my man gonna bring some fine ass bitches up to the party! (second guy) You fuckin stupid nigga, i seem them - they all turfers.
Ahh man, shes a turfer.
2. Look at that guy over there, what a fucking turfer!
Ahh man, shes a turfer.
2. Look at that guy over there, what a fucking turfer!
by T Rob December 28, 2005
Get the turfer mug.A poker term. Similar to rivered except the card that helps your opponents hand is the 4th card instead of the 5th.
by Joshdajoker April 13, 2008
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