Turdical

A whimsical turd.

A person who uses whimsy in an annoying manner, possibly on purpose.

My wife is a turdical.

On seeing someone who is singing and dancing in a clearly annoying manner, one should proclaim "turdical"

by Keo Von Strudelpants April 26, 2025

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026

Turding

To poop

I got this friend at school. He’s a boy. He goes into the bathroom and sees a turd in the urinal and then he sees the guy that turded. And then the guy goes into a stall and keeps turding…

by Fr@nkTheT@nk February 17, 2026

Turdnader

A shit storm or one initatesa shitstorm

Stephanie is such a deama queen stirring up turdnaders talki shit about everyone

by Spoogemeister November 24, 2025

straight turdin

Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.

"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"

by Turdin'King February 19, 2014

Tik Turding

The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.

"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"

by Helopa September 18, 2021