turd burglar
turd burglar by moonsorrows August 17, 2009
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Turd-burglar
A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.
Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.
This is the Turd-burglar.
Turd-burglar by nspsychlist March 31, 2009
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to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
The Turd Burglar by i'll fucking kill you December 6, 2006
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Turd-Burglar by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006
Turd Burglar
To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.
Turd Burglar by Bellman Steve Muchow February 9, 2009
turd burglar
a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
turd burglar by turd burglar May 11, 2004
Turd Burglar
To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.
Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
Turd Burglar by Shed2005 February 24, 2008