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Tummy Musket

An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.
"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."
by The CK1 September 3, 2018
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tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.
I went sledding on my tummy muffin.
by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007
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Daddy tummy

Similar to dadbod - it refers to a man his 30s who has children and also a bit of a belly on him... Usually of more a chubby man than a full blown beer gut.
Looks like you’re growing a bit of a daddy tummy there! Your belly looks a bit bigger!’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019
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Tummy-Toast

A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...
"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.
by kingcatIII December 30, 2022
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jumbly tummy

jum·bly tum·my
/ˈjəmblē ˈtəmē/

stomach troubles; when your tummy is all jumbly
Jumbly tummy: a stomach ache, typically motion sickness

Example:
(In car)
P1: oooooooh I’ve got the jumbly tummies!
P2 (mother): get the gravol!
End scene
by hahahaha.gotcha.mom July 5, 2018
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Dicky Tummy

an upset stomach, feeling sick in the belly
Robin: Oi bro, want another Taco?
Phillip: Nah mate, I have a dicky tummy
by Prof Batman August 10, 2022
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cheesy tummy

A person who makes and eats mac and cheese before playing tummy sticks with his lover. Sometimes cheese wiz is involved while playing tummy sticks during cheesy stomach.
Cheesy tummy can be dangerous because if you eat too much tummy sticks will not feel normal.
by Asscatchems July 8, 2017
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