Facebooker: Z0MG ! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR!!1!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
by facebookersGTFOtumblr February 13, 2011
A disease.
You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.
Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.
Insomnia is a common symptom.
There is no cure.
You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.
Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.
Insomnia is a common symptom.
There is no cure.
by I tried to get out but no February 24, 2013
A place where sensitive faggots rant dumb shit that they made up for attention, they're all gay for acceptance and attention. Theyre all lesbian because they hate men, and for no reason they hate white people. Most of the things consist of black and white selfies with 3091 notes for no damn reason, and how ruby and sapphire from su are "SOOOoOoo gay!!!1!1!!1!" even though they are ROCKS and have NO gender. They are also large hypocrites that hate heterosexuals for no valid reason, and yet at the same time want absolute equality
You don't accept me having no gender?!?!!?!! RAAAPPEEEEE!!!
OMGGG TUMBLR GIVE MS ATTENTION BC IM SOOO GAYYYY1!!1!1!!!!!!!
I THINK GARNET IS SOO GAY ! THEY'RE NOT GENDERLESS!!! GENDER IS WHAT U THINK U R!!!!
DR WHO IS THE BEST SHOW AND IF U DONT AGREE UNFOLLOW ME AND GO TO HEAVEN BC I DON'T WANT TO SEE U IN HELL!!
DIE CIS SCUM!!!!!!!!
STRAIGHTS SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THIS EARTH!! ILL BECOME THE NEW HITLER AND GAS NON GAYS,CIS PPL, WHITE PEOPLE, AND MEN!!1!1!!!!!
OMGGG TUMBLR GIVE MS ATTENTION BC IM SOOO GAYYYY1!!1!1!!!!!!!
I THINK GARNET IS SOO GAY ! THEY'RE NOT GENDERLESS!!! GENDER IS WHAT U THINK U R!!!!
DR WHO IS THE BEST SHOW AND IF U DONT AGREE UNFOLLOW ME AND GO TO HEAVEN BC I DON'T WANT TO SEE U IN HELL!!
DIE CIS SCUM!!!!!!!!
STRAIGHTS SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THIS EARTH!! ILL BECOME THE NEW HITLER AND GAS NON GAYS,CIS PPL, WHITE PEOPLE, AND MEN!!1!1!!!!!
by Chopper Loves Cotton Candy September 21, 2015
I hate the Tumblr minibeasts who seem to infect the Tumblr database as well as my own computer. Problem? Yes. I have problem. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
by Ben-10-831 March 23, 2011
A simple and addictive blogging medium used by people of varying ages to share content, mostly text and photos. Unlike sites such as LiveJournal, YouTube, WordPress or Facebook, Tumblr is completely uncensored with very little moderation, enabling its users to post virtually anything they have, whether it be violent, pornographic, copyrighted, or unintelligent.
Tumblr consists of over 300 million blogs, all of which can be categorized under several different styles, most commonly fashion, fandom, photography, art, humour and personality.
Although anyone can join Tumblr, its user base is probably made up mostly of people aged between 14-25, making life in high school and university a common topic among its users.
Users with large bodies of followers on the site may feel inclined to create custom URLs that don't contain the Tumblr brand, and turn their blogs into cash generating assets with the help of Google Adsense. Under the same circumstances, some bloggers may find that they can't handle the pressure of a large following, and deactivate their accounts as a result.
In 2012, Tumblr was purchased by Yahoo! but the site did not undergo any major changes as a result of this.
Tumblr consists of over 300 million blogs, all of which can be categorized under several different styles, most commonly fashion, fandom, photography, art, humour and personality.
Although anyone can join Tumblr, its user base is probably made up mostly of people aged between 14-25, making life in high school and university a common topic among its users.
Users with large bodies of followers on the site may feel inclined to create custom URLs that don't contain the Tumblr brand, and turn their blogs into cash generating assets with the help of Google Adsense. Under the same circumstances, some bloggers may find that they can't handle the pressure of a large following, and deactivate their accounts as a result.
In 2012, Tumblr was purchased by Yahoo! but the site did not undergo any major changes as a result of this.
Non-user: What's that site you're always on?
User: Tumblr.
Non-user: Should I make one?
User: If you want.
Non-user: Will you follow me?
User: If your blog is any good, probably.
Non-user: Okay.
User: Tumblr.
Non-user: Should I make one?
User: If you want.
Non-user: Will you follow me?
User: If your blog is any good, probably.
Non-user: Okay.
by duvvid October 12, 2013
by Roninjuh June 01, 2013
A region of the internet where self-loathing, sexually frustrated beings gravitate in order to vent themselves through pictures and porn in order to receive pity disguised as a "reblog" button. Most inhabitants displaying sexual frustration are Filipino and Vietnamese, probably due to ancestral tracts.
"Bro, I'm on Tumblr forever." " Dude, how much porn?!"
He was nonchalantly on Tumblr, however that in itself is a logical fallacy due to the attention nazism of the site itself.
He was nonchalantly on Tumblr, however that in itself is a logical fallacy due to the attention nazism of the site itself.
by TumblrUser. August 18, 2011