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taffy pull

A large group of self-absorbed people gathering for the purpose of patting themselves on the back, telling the world how great they are, and jacking off
I watched the Academy Awards last night. What a Taffy Pull!
by Tiny908 January 27, 2008
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tuffle

A combination of the world tickle, and ruffle used to indicate the action of rubbing testicles gently with your fingers.
Matt tuffled Steve's balls after he told him he would be his friend.
by incubeous February 21, 2008
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fuckwater taffy

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
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Taffy Puller

During the act of sexual intercourse, the man and woman get into the "cowboy" position.
With the girl on top, she uses her vaginal area to squeeze the penis, and pulls up. There for "pulling" the mans "taffy".
"That girl gave me a wicked Taffy Puller last night."
by JOMOFOBLOSO January 18, 2009
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rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.
"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"
by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004
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Taffy sac

The consistency of ones scrotum as if the testicles were suspended by a piece of warm taffy
Hey Jason, my taffy sac caused my nuts to take a dip while pinching a loaf.
by Ryan and Beth December 27, 2008
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Das tuff

When something is tough or goes against you.
Dude 1: Bro, my dad died yesterday
Dude 2: Das tuff
Dude 1: Yea
by The woken November 8, 2018
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