Poop Tugger

When you are taking a shit and jerk off at the same time.

Guy 1: dude did you see that girl?
Guy 2: yeah man she was so hot when I got home I went to the bathroom and gave myself a Poop Tugger.
Guy 1: dude..

by pooptugger4lyfe November 28, 2012

Rum Tum Tugger

Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.

-Noun
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!

by WBK June 13, 2007

Turger

A half turtle and half hamburger sandwich

burger turtle turger

by pat mcdaddy April 2, 2010

Todgertingle

A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.

Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
stiffy hardon scrotum totem wood pocket rocket

by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016

Tuder

when your mate fucks your girl

“are you mates with damo?”

“nah he’s a tuder”
pronounced: tud/er

by mike hunt 6968969696996969 May 27, 2020

Todgered

“Drunk off your ass”; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say “AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed “Todgerman” or “Todgerwoman” as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.

Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!

Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!

by Felton Lichtersnatch October 29, 2021

Todger Dodger

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022