A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.
Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018
Get the Tucker fucker mug.Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
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An old fashioned nickname (favorable) to give to someone who impresses you with their sense of humor and personality.
He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")
by Gina Dubel April 2, 2005
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by John Doe March 31, 2005
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Get the wolf ticket mug.When I was a young lass, I had very nice tucked in beef.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.
by Erin Flynn October 24, 2008
Get the Tucked in beef mug.In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.
The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
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